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西点 发表于 2007-4-14 03:13

世上最强的中国式英语，看完晕死 ~~

01．we two who and who？ 　　咱俩谁跟谁阿　　
$@&H^)X.K%K"p(F| 02．how are you? how old are you? 　　怎么是你，怎么老是你？　　w!M]c ~A]4L
03．you don`t bird me,I don`t bird you 　　不鸟我，我也不鸟你　 6z iiw(_8@
04．you have seed I will give you some color to see see,brothers！together up！ 　　你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧，兄弟们，一起上！ 05．helloe verybody! if you have something to say,then say! if you have nothing to say,go home!! 　　有事起奏，无事退朝　M F1i8bp1Fn(qSS
06．you me you me 　　彼此彼此　　 6yc v`7E3n[b*D
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07．You Give Me Stop!! 　　你给我站住！　　
fK5M1In^ 08．know is know noknow is noknow 　　知之为知之，不知为不知...　　 r^#r;iI(n;K
09．WATCHSISTER 　　表妹　　 BFS5} X
10．dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse"son can make hole!! 　　龙生龙，凤生凤，老鼠的儿子会打洞！
S%B1Q{LK*RJ,L&T9WsA 11．AmericanChinesenotenough 　　美中不足　
},F*Zr'~~ 12．one car come one cargo,two car pengpeng,peopledie 　　车祸现场描述　　
$g,Hz6BI+o6\,RK 13．heart flower angry open 　　心花怒放 14．go past no mistakepast 　　走过路过，不要错过 y@#d4G/l4y&Fg
15．小明：I am sorry!　　老外：I am sorry too!　　小明：I am sorry three!　　老外：What are you sorry for?　　小明：I am sorry five! 16．If you want money,I have no;　　if you want life,I have one! 　　要钱没有，要命一条 6{MJ+y&G;y:B0f
17．I call Li old big.toyear 25. 　　我叫李老大，今年25。 VY BL-n
18．you have two down son。 　　你有两下子。
(V)W O7B(Er#sp 19．as far as you go to die 　　有多远，死多远！！！！ nN3GH Yk9Mv n7S
20．I give you face you don``t wanna face,you lose you face,I turn my　face 　　给你脸你不要脸，你丢脸，我翻脸 0v+TO,MF7A PS!HO
21．no three no four 　　不三不四
'|SCa%g ~I 22．seven up eight down 七上八下

金色凤凰 发表于 2007-4-17 11:47

#18 Good good study,day day up

小火龙 发表于 2007-4-17 11:53

[quote]原帖由 [i]金色凤凰[/i] 于 2007-4-17 11:47 发表 [url=http://www.gamefreak.cn/redirect.php?goto=findpost&pid=10913&ptid=1368][img]http://www.gamefreak.cn/images/common/back.gif[/img][/url]
VKf Z3Yx #18 Good good study,day day up [/quote]
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GAMEFREAK 发表于 2007-4-17 13:25

[quote]原帖由 [i]小火龙[/i] 于 2007-4-17 11:53 发表 [url=http://www.gamefreak.cn/redirect.php?goto=findpost&pid=10917&ptid=1368][img]http://www.gamefreak.cn/images/common/back.gif[/img][/url]|G{4X9b2{
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#26 我服了你

多蒙·卡修 发表于 2007-4-17 17:33

[quote]原帖由 [i]金色凤凰[/i] 于 2007-4-17 11:47 发表 [url=http://www.gamefreak.cn/redirect.php?goto=findpost&pid=10913&ptid=1368][img]http://www.gamefreak.cn/images/common/back.gif[/img][/url]
8gC$De@5\ #18 Good good study,day day up [/quote]
'TO3xCxx #24 这个经典至极，初中的时候老师就讲过这个典故

此地無璐璐 发表于 2007-5-11 17:41

#24吖依吖哦....

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